Anal Cunt Split with the Raunchous Brothers (2001)

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The raunchous brothers (even though i couldn't find any material of them besides this one) are a quite superb band and they should be a example for all bands made of kids out there.

Anal Cunt are the same Anal Cunt we all love and know.

For all those 2 people offended by my last entry
the songs presented by the raunchous brothers in this split could be quite useful and a guide to be less of a boredom of people.

This one lacks of a cover as far as i know
so i just put this awesome drawing, which i found at primusville.com


In fun we trust.

Music isn't intended for women.

"When the universe began, it began with a musical note... "

Guess who said that... of course: A WOMAN!

there's no sound in the space, to begin with.

There's not a single woman named in conversations about "the best guitarist ever" and women never sustain such conversations, women speak about how they love some generic song that's on the radio these days, and in conversations about "the best guitarist ever" there are names like Jimmy Hendrix, Vernon Reid, Greg Ginn, Buckethead, all of those dudes.

It's natural that one, as a guy, can impress a girl from out of pretending to play the bass. For girls, music is something that spawns magically. Only one of us could understand the precise method and viscerality behind a musical piece.

There's no woman with... i don't want to say "good taste in music", i'll say: there's no woman with a substantial musical taste...

They always depend either on something (tv) or someone (boyfriend, brother, uncomfortable friend) to find what we can call musical taste.

The boyfriend, brother or uncomfortable friend got their respective music from out of boredom, curiosity, the guitar/bass parts, but the constant here is: independent thought.

Sure, there's guys that listen to same shit-music as girls, but if YOU, as a GUY, do it... you're being gay, you're not thinking independently, you lack of the "fuck all" attitude in which consists being a Man.


I think you're getting this wrong


This isn't a rant, these are just plain and proved facts along the HIStory of MANkind.

I don't even see it as a bad thing, im not hoping to find a girl with my musical tastes cause that girl's fat. This is just how things are supposed to be...


you don't have to judge a girl for being a musical failure or for the crap she listens to, and you're not looking for a girl with your musical taste cause that's a lie because she's unabled to develop a musical taste... it'd be like yelling at a cripple cause he doesn't run, it isn't right.

If you think it for a second, im such a considered person towards women. And i'll keep on being like that for the rest of time i hold this blog.

If you believe in paranormal crap, you're a moron.

Ghosts, heaven/hell, fairies, naked aliens, bigfoot...

If you're scared and/or interested about one of the listed subjects, you're a moron.

I could list in this moment, things which are way more scary than all that crap...

- Girls.

- Your government is planning the worst for you in this very moment.

- The fact i have a lot of homework for tomorrow and i didn't even started yet.

- Suffering from hangover when doing paperwork.

- Suffering a nervous breakdown in a supermarket.

- The ultra-high probability that you'll die alone.

- The fact you're disposable to people around you.

- Receiving a flying kick in the fore-head.

- The probability that your house suddenly collapses, cause it was built by useless men like me.

- Discovering that your wife/girlfriend is actually a dude.

- Realizing that you lack of every possible quality (you're neither smart, strong, good looking or interesting.)

- Cloth stores (of every kind.)

- The movie you hate the most is considered the best made ever by some guy which earns more than you.

- In this moment, there's a guy which is 190 tall and weighs 400 lbs , and if he would want to storm into your house and take away your dignity, he could do it with no problem.




Some people (mostly girls or flamboyant dudes) get scared with the idea we're all living in a giant unstable stone in the middle of an unstable nowhere... it's funny to tell them all this, try it.

Football Hangover # 1

So this guy kicks the ball with all of his right leg's strength. Like 30 cms. away from the ball there's the tip of my (right hand) index finger. Needless to say the ball hit the tip of my finger (yes, my hand was vertical. Because i don't know how to goalkeep.)


When i grow up i want to be like Clarence Seedorf...
Not good attacking, no good defending, not fast, not a good header, not a clever player but highly overpaid and respected.

The world is gonna end before national teams like Latvia, Honduras or Canada would be able to win a world cup. Why they keep on struggling?
Mexico already won a U-17 world cup, for i am awesome.

Small teams (even in the most wealthy leagues) are always in financial problems. It surprises no one if they're promoted to the top flight and immediately relegated again, most people are not even aware of their existence, they fall silently just like dust. Big teams can't do that, they can't afford the luxury.


Living is easier without pride.

Your Favorite Band Sucks.

Everybody can hear music
but very few actually listen to it.

Listening to music isn't like buying an oven
you can't just pick one because of the guarantee, or because it's a bargain, or the most powerful...

Or just because is the first one you looked at.

Most people treat music like ovens. They pick up the first one they see, the one the neighbor has or the one white.

It'd be awesome if people would do it my way (the right way)
I only like to hear songs which i can identify myself with, either it's lyrics or melody.

If i don't feel related in some way to your band (or musical act), i'll reject it for no reason and only getting past 10 seconds of your best song, i disagree with other's musical choices all the time for said reason.

Im pretty much motivated by curiosity to look for fine stuff on the internet, not the fucking radio or tv.


Off the record-
As a frequent metal listener, I'd also like to complain bout the bands that still in half 2008, they treat anti-church or anti-religious issues, and they actually think it's awesome!

lemme tell to all those douches the bad news:
Religion will be universally accepted as bullshit by 2020, so it won't be cool being an atheist anymore, it's already happening kids, sorry.

I'd also like to prove boring those guys who name every of their songs with connotations to coprophilia.

Laws are made so that, if you're coprophilic, fine! be coprophilic in your home safety, have a blast playing with your feces, make your life as you want, i'll give a shit (sic) . It isn't crazy, or badass, or bizarre anymore.


Im a bassist, and i hate much of the music produced by mankind, more music-related posts coming soon.

Activism Sucks.

First of all, let's make something clear...

I don't care for you and you don't care for me. Then, i shall begin.


Just the other day i was in the school, minding my own business, when some kid hands me a pamphlet which mentioned that in my school there's such thing as a 'Marxist front' (sounds pretty cool uh?) it ended up in the garbage.

It took me a split of second to realize that they've got nothing to defend, no identity, no sense of time (yeh little kid, it was pretty cool to be a fraggin' commie... back in the 30's) and probably they fight like little girls.

I didn't read the damn pamphlet, but it said something like 'against the imperialism' (yeh! fuck the empires! I only owe them the entire technology i use at home, after all)

there's a lot of evident, far more important problems round my school, like thieves and gangs... but you won't raise your hand in front of a thug, you lil' jr. communist kid uh? haha.

I don't understand those people that 'care' for opressed minorities (or groups so stupid to defend themselves, like... say whales or jews) what are they trying to prove? that you're not alone?

newsflash kiddo: You're always alone. Haven't you seen the matrix? or heard Sepultura?


- There's no such pain in the ass as someone pretending to care for you (actually, that person is messing with you and deserves to be pummelled).

- A real man stays home, watches cartoons and downloads entire discographies, don't talk me about such thing as activism.

English.

From now on im going to write in English cause globalization rules (brown Europeans, starbucks in Cambodia and all that cool stuff.)

If you don't agree, you are wrong and you're stopping progress.

I'll try to update on a weekly basis if i feel like it.

Melvins - Ozma (1989)

1. Vile – 3:47
2. Oven – 1:28
3. At a Crawl - 2:46
4. Let God Be Your Gardener – 1:52
5. Creepy Smell – 2:04
6. Kool Legged – 2:48
7. Green Honey – 1:13
8. Agonizer – 1:40
9. Raise a Paw – 1:11
10. Love Thing – 1:17
11. Ever Since My Accident – 1:30
12. Revulsion/We Reach – 6:21
13. Dead Dressed – 2:07
14. Cranky Messiah – 1:25
15. Claude – 1:15
16. My Small Percent Shows Most – 0:58
17. Candy-O – 1:27

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This one came out before i was even born
but was on the same year.

MaesvA - Insane

Richardson (vocals)

Jose Alfredo "Chªmis" (drums)

Izai (rythm guitar)

Alainvega (bass)


good old death-metal with some trash on it.

Black Flag - Family Man (1984)

Black Flag - Family Man


1. Family Man – 1:17
2. Salt on a Slug – 1:30
3. Hollywood Diary – 0:32
4. Let Your Fingers Do the Walking – 2:30
5. Shed Reading – 1:23
6. No Deposit, No Return – 0:40
7. Armageddon Man – 9:12 (!)
8. Long Lost Dog of It – 2:03
9. I Won't Stick Any of You Unless and Until I Can Stick All of You! – 5:48
10. Account for What? – 4:18
11. The Pups Are Doggin' It – 4:13


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Hardcore punk y palabra hablada de Henry Rollins... recomendable que hayas puesto atención en clases de inglés para poder sacarle provecho.


(Some of Rollins' spoken word work hears like it was recorded on a bathroom and some microphone noises could be heard... but that's how the album is)

Arson Anthem (ep)

Arson Anthem

1. Year of the Fork – 1:41
2. Doomed Morale – 1:15
3. Bunker Life – 1:13
4. Hammer Them Out – 1:11
5. Wrecked Like Clockwork – 1:51
6. Cops Shoot Coke – 0:34
7. The Avoider – 1:38
8. Sri Lankan Medication – 1:37

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