sábado, 18 de octubre de 2008

Music isn't intended for women.



"When the universe began, it began with a musical note... "

Guess who said that... of course: A WOMAN!

there's no sound in the space, to begin with.

There's not a single woman named in conversations about "the best guitarist ever" and women never sustain such conversations, women speak about how they love some generic song that's on the radio these days, and in conversations about "the best guitarist ever" there are names like Jimmy Hendrix, Vernon Reid, Greg Ginn, Buckethead, all of those dudes.

It's natural that one, as a guy, can impress a girl from out of pretending to play the bass. For girls, music is something that spawns magically. Only one of us could understand the precise method and viscerality behind a musical piece.

There's no woman with... i don't want to say "good taste in music", i'll say: there's no woman with a substantial musical taste...

They always depend either on something (tv) or someone (boyfriend, brother, uncomfortable friend) to find what we can call musical taste.

The boyfriend, brother or uncomfortable friend got their respective music from out of boredom, curiosity, the guitar/bass parts, but the constant here is: independent thought.

Sure, there's guys that listen to same shit-music as girls, but if YOU, as a GUY, do it... you're being gay, you're not thinking independently, you lack of the "fuck all" attitude in which consists being a Man.


I think you're getting this wrong


This isn't a rant, these are just plain and proved facts along the HIStory of MANkind.

I don't even see it as a bad thing, im not hoping to find a girl with my musical tastes cause that girl's fat. This is just how things are supposed to be...


you don't have to judge a girl for being a musical failure or for the crap she listens to, and you're not looking for a girl with your musical taste cause that's a lie because she's unabled to develop a musical taste... it'd be like yelling at a cripple cause he doesn't run, it isn't right.

If you think it for a second, im such a considered person towards women. And i'll keep on being like that for the rest of time i hold this blog.

domingo, 12 de octubre de 2008

If you believe in paranormal crap, you're a moron.



Ghosts, heaven/hell, fairies, naked aliens, bigfoot...

If you're scared and/or interested about one of the listed subjects, you're a moron.

I could list in this moment, things which are way more scary than all that crap...

- Girls.

- Your government is planning the worst for you in this very moment.

- The fact i have a lot of homework for tomorrow and i didn't even started yet.

- Suffering from hangover when doing paperwork.

- Suffering a nervous breakdown in a supermarket.

- The ultra-high probability that you'll die alone.

- The fact you're disposable to people around you.

- Receiving a flying kick in the fore-head.

- The probability that your house suddenly collapses, cause it was built by useless men like me.

- Discovering that your wife/girlfriend is actually a dude.

- Realizing that you lack of every possible quality (you're neither smart, strong, good looking or interesting.)

- Cloth stores (of every kind.)

- The movie you hate the most is considered the best made ever by some guy which earns more than you.

- In this moment, there's a guy which is 190 tall and weighs 400 lbs , and if he would want to storm into your house and take away your dignity, he could do it with no problem.




Some people (mostly girls or flamboyant dudes) get scared with the idea we're all living in a giant unstable stone in the middle of an unstable nowhere... it's funny to tell them all this, try it.