Football Hangover # 1

So this guy kicks the ball with all of his right leg's strength. Like 30 cms. away from the ball there's the tip of my (right hand) index finger. Needless to say the ball hit the tip of my finger (yes, my hand was vertical. Because i don't know how to goalkeep.)


When i grow up i want to be like Clarence Seedorf...
Not good attacking, no good defending, not fast, not a good header, not a clever player but highly overpaid and respected.

The world is gonna end before national teams like Latvia, Honduras or Canada would be able to win a world cup. Why they keep on struggling?
Mexico already won a U-17 world cup, for i am awesome.

Small teams (even in the most wealthy leagues) are always in financial problems. It surprises no one if they're promoted to the top flight and immediately relegated again, most people are not even aware of their existence, they fall silently just like dust. Big teams can't do that, they can't afford the luxury.


Living is easier without pride.

Your Favorite Band Sucks.

Everybody can hear music
but very few actually listen to it.

Listening to music isn't like buying an oven
you can't just pick one because of the guarantee, or because it's a bargain, or the most powerful...

Or just because is the first one you looked at.

Most people treat music like ovens. They pick up the first one they see, the one the neighbor has or the one white.

It'd be awesome if people would do it my way (the right way)
I only like to hear songs which i can identify myself with, either it's lyrics or melody.

If i don't feel related in some way to your band (or musical act), i'll reject it for no reason and only getting past 10 seconds of your best song, i disagree with other's musical choices all the time for said reason.

Im pretty much motivated by curiosity to look for fine stuff on the internet, not the fucking radio or tv.


Off the record-
As a frequent metal listener, I'd also like to complain bout the bands that still in half 2008, they treat anti-church or anti-religious issues, and they actually think it's awesome!

lemme tell to all those douches the bad news:
Religion will be universally accepted as bullshit by 2020, so it won't be cool being an atheist anymore, it's already happening kids, sorry.

I'd also like to prove boring those guys who name every of their songs with connotations to coprophilia.

Laws are made so that, if you're coprophilic, fine! be coprophilic in your home safety, have a blast playing with your feces, make your life as you want, i'll give a shit (sic) . It isn't crazy, or badass, or bizarre anymore.


Im a bassist, and i hate much of the music produced by mankind, more music-related posts coming soon.