domingo, 7 de septiembre de 2008

Your Favorite Band Sucks.



Everybody can hear music
but very few actually listen to it.

Listening to music isn't like buying an oven
you can't just pick one because of the guarantee, or because it's a bargain, or the most powerful...

Or just because is the first one you looked at.

Most people treat music like ovens. They pick up the first one they see, the one the neighbor has or the one white.

It'd be awesome if people would do it my way (the right way)
I only like to hear songs which i can identify myself with, either it's lyrics or melody.

If i don't feel related in some way to your band (or musical act), i'll reject it for no reason and only getting past 10 seconds of your best song, i disagree with other's musical choices all the time for said reason.

Im pretty much motivated by curiosity to look for fine stuff on the internet, not the fucking radio or tv.


Off the record-
As a frequent metal listener, I'd also like to complain bout the bands that still in half 2008, they treat anti-church or anti-religious issues, and they actually think it's awesome!

lemme tell to all those douches the bad news:
Religion will be universally accepted as bullshit by 2020, so it won't be cool being an atheist anymore, it's already happening kids, sorry.

I'd also like to prove boring those guys who name every of their songs with connotations to coprophilia.

Laws are made so that, if you're coprophilic, fine! be coprophilic in your home safety, have a blast playing with your feces, make your life as you want, i'll give a shit (sic) . It isn't crazy, or badass, or bizarre anymore.


Im a bassist, and i hate much of the music produced by mankind, more music-related posts coming soon.



3 comentarios:

anvilface dijo...

van halen sucks! finally somebody else thinks so!

alain dijo...

van halen will be universally accepted as bullshit in the near future also.

anvilface dijo...

you know, when i looked to see if you wrote anything i saw that picture with Immortal and it struck me how gay they are.

really, i thought they were gay before but know i think they REALLY gay, they couldn't possibly be any gayer.

just look at them! i keep trying to imagine what could make a guy pose like that, it's like they're saying "if you haven't figured it out yet WE'RE GAY!".