If you believe in paranormal crap, you're a moron.

Ghosts, heaven/hell, fairies, naked aliens, bigfoot...

If you're scared and/or interested about one of the listed subjects, you're a moron.

I could list in this moment, things which are way more scary than all that crap...

- Girls.

- Your government is planning the worst for you in this very moment.

- The fact i have a lot of homework for tomorrow and i didn't even started yet.

- Suffering from hangover when doing paperwork.

- Suffering a nervous breakdown in a supermarket.

- The ultra-high probability that you'll die alone.

- The fact you're disposable to people around you.

- Receiving a flying kick in the fore-head.

- The probability that your house suddenly collapses, cause it was built by useless men like me.

- Discovering that your wife/girlfriend is actually a dude.

- Realizing that you lack of every possible quality (you're neither smart, strong, good looking or interesting.)

- Cloth stores (of every kind.)

- The movie you hate the most is considered the best made ever by some guy which earns more than you.

- In this moment, there's a guy which is 190 tall and weighs 400 lbs , and if he would want to storm into your house and take away your dignity, he could do it with no problem.




Some people (mostly girls or flamboyant dudes) get scared with the idea we're all living in a giant unstable stone in the middle of an unstable nowhere... it's funny to tell them all this, try it.