Candy

Candy rules

it really, really, really, really rules!


Why should someone give away candy to a girl?

They're not worth it!


The other day there was a lot of guys giving away balloons, candies and other stuff to girls that hated them, nobody seemed to notice they were only hoping to get laid, except me...

"just once...
please??
i brought you candy!"



I was going to give candy today, to a girl that hates me as well...

but remember candy really fucking rules, so i enjoyed some candy instead of falling one more time for her ass.

Candy rules

and it's supposed to be eaten, chewed or enjoyed
don't give them as gifts to girls
they're not worth it
not even one of the five cents it took you to buy it.


It is though a plausible option to hand a girl a cigarrette
that way you contribute to her slow and painful death from lung cancer.


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