Anvilhead - Mierda Social

I front & play guitars and vocals on a band

This is our first work


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Migra Violenta - Holocausto Capitalista

My favorite obscure punk album cover, ever.


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Candy

Candy rules

it really, really, really, really rules!


Why should someone give away candy to a girl?

They're not worth it!


The other day there was a lot of guys giving away balloons, candies and other stuff to girls that hated them, nobody seemed to notice they were only hoping to get laid, except me...

"just once...
please??
i brought you candy!"



I was going to give candy today, to a girl that hates me as well...

but remember candy really fucking rules, so i enjoyed some candy instead of falling one more time for her ass.

Candy rules

and it's supposed to be eaten, chewed or enjoyed
don't give them as gifts to girls
they're not worth it
not even one of the five cents it took you to buy it.


It is though a plausible option to hand a girl a cigarrette
that way you contribute to her slow and painful death from lung cancer.


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Anal Cunt Split with the Raunchous Brothers (2001)

Self-explanatory

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The raunchous brothers (even though i couldn't find any material of them besides this one) are a quite superb band and they should be a example for all bands made of kids out there.

Anal Cunt are the same Anal Cunt we all love and know.

For all those 2 people offended by my last entry
the songs presented by the raunchous brothers in this split could be quite useful and a guide to be less of a boredom of people.

This one lacks of a cover as far as i know
so i just put this awesome drawing, which i found at primusville.com


In fun we trust.

Music isn't intended for women.

"When the universe began, it began with a musical note... "

Guess who said that... of course: A WOMAN!

there's no sound in the space, to begin with.

There's not a single woman named in conversations about "the best guitarist ever" and women never sustain such conversations, women speak about how they love some generic song that's on the radio these days, and in conversations about "the best guitarist ever" there are names like Jimmy Hendrix, Vernon Reid, Greg Ginn, Buckethead, all of those dudes.

It's natural that one, as a guy, can impress a girl from out of pretending to play the bass. For girls, music is something that spawns magically. Only one of us could understand the precise method and viscerality behind a musical piece.

There's no woman with... i don't want to say "good taste in music", i'll say: there's no woman with a substantial musical taste...

They always depend either on something (tv) or someone (boyfriend, brother, uncomfortable friend) to find what we can call musical taste.

The boyfriend, brother or uncomfortable friend got their respective music from out of boredom, curiosity, the guitar/bass parts, but the constant here is: independent thought.

Sure, there's guys that listen to same shit-music as girls, but if YOU, as a GUY, do it... you're being gay, you're not thinking independently, you lack of the "fuck all" attitude in which consists being a Man.


I think you're getting this wrong


This isn't a rant, these are just plain and proved facts along the HIStory of MANkind.

I don't even see it as a bad thing, im not hoping to find a girl with my musical tastes cause that girl's fat. This is just how things are supposed to be...


you don't have to judge a girl for being a musical failure or for the crap she listens to, and you're not looking for a girl with your musical taste cause that's a lie because she's unabled to develop a musical taste... it'd be like yelling at a cripple cause he doesn't run, it isn't right.

If you think it for a second, im such a considered person towards women. And i'll keep on being like that for the rest of time i hold this blog.

If you believe in paranormal crap, you're a moron.

Ghosts, heaven/hell, fairies, naked aliens, bigfoot...

If you're scared and/or interested about one of the listed subjects, you're a moron.

I could list in this moment, things which are way more scary than all that crap...

- Girls.

- Your government is planning the worst for you in this very moment.

- The fact i have a lot of homework for tomorrow and i didn't even started yet.

- Suffering from hangover when doing paperwork.

- Suffering a nervous breakdown in a supermarket.

- The ultra-high probability that you'll die alone.

- The fact you're disposable to people around you.

- Receiving a flying kick in the fore-head.

- The probability that your house suddenly collapses, cause it was built by useless men like me.

- Discovering that your wife/girlfriend is actually a dude.

- Realizing that you lack of every possible quality (you're neither smart, strong, good looking or interesting.)

- Cloth stores (of every kind.)

- The movie you hate the most is considered the best made ever by some guy which earns more than you.

- In this moment, there's a guy which is 190 tall and weighs 400 lbs , and if he would want to storm into your house and take away your dignity, he could do it with no problem.




Some people (mostly girls or flamboyant dudes) get scared with the idea we're all living in a giant unstable stone in the middle of an unstable nowhere... it's funny to tell them all this, try it.

Football Hangover # 1

So this guy kicks the ball with all of his right leg's strength. Like 30 cms. away from the ball there's the tip of my (right hand) index finger. Needless to say the ball hit the tip of my finger (yes, my hand was vertical. Because i don't know how to goalkeep.)


When i grow up i want to be like Clarence Seedorf...
Not good attacking, no good defending, not fast, not a good header, not a clever player but highly overpaid and respected.

The world is gonna end before national teams like Latvia, Honduras or Canada would be able to win a world cup. Why they keep on struggling?
Mexico already won a U-17 world cup, for i am awesome.

Small teams (even in the most wealthy leagues) are always in financial problems. It surprises no one if they're promoted to the top flight and immediately relegated again, most people are not even aware of their existence, they fall silently just like dust. Big teams can't do that, they can't afford the luxury.


Living is easier without pride.